I don't careabout that, bro! School tomorrowshould be really interesting. I'm here becausewe need you right now. You -- you made mebelieve in myself in a way I neverhave before. I was just being selfish. Tweek, if --and I'm only saying if -- at some point, you wantedto touch Craig's penis, you can't just go grabbingfor it, all right? What are you doing here? Today, we're gonna beshowing you some art from our Asian-Americanstudents, and -- Damn it, Leslie! Well, we heardthat you're gay. He's also quite good pals with the Super Best Friends, lead by Jesus Christ, and was even entrusted with helping protect the immensely powerful prophet Muhammad for a time. He's one of the main characters in South Park, along with Kyle Broflovski his frequent rival , Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick.
I just don't understandhow it's decided. Let's be like Tweek and Craig. He also briefly dated a 5th grader, Tammy Warner, before he died of syphilis. It just doesn'treally do anything for me. But he does have a soft spot for Mel Gibson, his stuffed animal Clyde Frog, and cats especially his own cat, Mr. Nonetheless, even when times seem their darkest, Kyle will never back down from what he believes in. This wasn't partof the plan.
We just have to stagea fake breakup in front ofthe Asian girls. Episode grade 1 - 10 relative to the entire series? Yeah, what isthis yaoi thing all about? She's best friends with Bebe Stevens and until very recently, was the Class President of South Park Elementary. I'm not attracted to guys. But if love is love, then it takes form in all shapesand sizes. I want to be proud of you, too.
Craig, can I touchyour penis? Well, you sure knowa lot about this. Our town has only hada Whole Foods for three weeks, and we already haveour first gay kids. And if it can happento Tweek and Craig, could it happento any of us? Well, but then why wouldAsian girls draw them like that? But he uses this power for good, keeping watch over South Park as the illusive superhero Mysterion. Should I kick his ass? I used to think thatbeing gay was a choice, but you don't getto decide. Cupid Me, what are you doing? Tweek's justup in his room playing. It does actually make sense as a ship. You know, a lot of peoplethink that Asians decide who's gay and who's not.
Thomas, I'm so gladthat Craig is finally happy. Tee hee hee hee hee! Don't let anyone see you. She has since taken over leadership of the List Council. You'll just have to gobe gay with someone else. Someone who needsa real talking to. But only if you help getTweek and Craig back together.
Uh, what are you --what are you talking about? We're so proudof you, Tweek. All right,you have a nice day. I was thinking maybe weshould say we're back together. They thought Craig's flat, calm, and apathetic personality complimented Tweek's extreme anxiety and hyperactive personality. Ellen to be shot into the sun by Iraqis and has beat the crap out of Cartman. Look, Thomas, you needto understand that being gay isn't a decision.
Fans theorized that Craig would be a calming, reasssuring presence for Tweek and that Tweek could coax a little bit of energy and excitement into Craig. But it doesn't change the fact that there's nothing herefor you to keep pursuing. Is it just one of those random things that happens on the internet? We have to come outand say we're gay. What if my parentsfind out?! After years of trying to discover who his real father is, he recently found out that he's the illegitimate son of Jack Tenorman, making Scott Tenorman his half-brother. His soul was briefly trapped in Cartman's body before it returned back to earth. Heck, I didn't even knowDon King got raped, but I do know thatif you try and resist it, you make yourself miserableyour whole life.
. And who the hell is Michael? If they've been gaythis whole time, have they beenchecking me out? Wait, uh -- t-that'snot what happened. He's just kind oftalking to himself. Now, Craig,what would you say if you wanted to take a ganderat Tweek's asshole? We thoughtyou were just a spaz, but to know you've gotso much going on inside. This is, like,totally not necessary. The Asians decidewho's gonna be gay? What's wrong with being gay? You changed something in me,and I just -- I want to fix whatever'shurting you now.
Hey, kid, what do youthink you're doing here? No, you're not the bad guy. I went through your phone whenwe went out last night, Craig. Dude, I'm not gay,and neither are you! I told you to stay100 yards from me! In return for justone date? Because, ifwe're gay, then we can break up. There's not gonna beany disciplinary action. And now I'm gonna peein your mouth.
She's not above teaming up with him though or kissing him such as at the Flag Debate. Why are you doing this? What is that kiddoing here? L-look, we both knowthis is for the better. Uh, the Asians just,you know -- They just pickwho they pick, and, um, so it'sthe way it's always been. From ourAsian-American students presented bystudent-body president, Wendy Testaberger. Maybe you canhelp them along. Craig got in a fight? What does that haveto do with anything? That is way too much pressure. I opened myself upand let you in, but you've got spikes, man.